Harper
Elaine.
Find me at the intersection of sensuality & hilarity.
Home base: Portland & Seattle • Regularly in San Francisco
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Find me at the intersection of sensuality & hilarity.
Home base: Portland & Seattle • Regularly in San Francisco
No formula, no script — just genuine conversation, real chemistry, and whatever feels natural in the moment. I love to laugh with and at myself — hopefully you'll join me.
"I'm drawn to things that take time."
Slow cooking, long exposures, songs that don't resolve right away. It takes me a moment to get comfortable, but once I'm there, I'm fully there — laughing mid-sentence, and probably offering you something warm from the kitchen like it's second nature. I have a soft spot for slow processes, beautiful craftsmanship, and the sort of rabbit holes that most people wisely avoid.
"My Spanish is terrible, but my enchiladas are incredible."
I picked up an old Hasselblad a few years back and haven't put it down since — there's something about the deliberateness of it, having to slow down and actually look at what's in front of you. That kind of curiosity followed me through a stint in fashion PR, chasing shoots and behind-the-scenes chaos before I found my own way of seeing things.
I'm an audiophile and musician at heart. I've lived in France, Italy, and Mexico City, and I still ache for the mountains I grew up backpacking and climbing through. Ansel Adams, Vivian Maier, Sally Mann — those are the photographers whose books I keep coming back to, worn corners and all.
There's a good chance I'll beat you at Mario Kart.
If any of this makes sense to you,
we'll probably get along.
Joni Mitchell · Fiona Apple · Adrianne Lenker · Jeff Buckley · Medeski Martin & Wood · Karen Dalton · Stan Getz · Matthew E. White & Natalie Prass · Atlanta Rhythm Section · Miles Davis, Kind of Blue · Bach Cantatas
J.D. Salinger · A Tree Grows in Brooklyn · Ursula K. Le Guin · Anne Sexton · Cities of the Plain · Sex at Dawn
if you're curious, there's more →
Transparent pricing, no surprises. Extended time is always encouraged — the best experiences don't happen in the first hour.
| 1 hour | $700 |
| 2 hours | $1,400 |
| 3 hours | $1,800 |
| 4 hours | $2,400 |
| 6 hours | $3,500 |
| 8 hours | $4,500 |
| 14 hours | $6,600 |
| 24 hours | $9,000 |
| 15 min video call | $175 |
| 2 hours | $1,600 |
| 3 hours | $2,000 |
| 4 hours | $2,600 |
| 6 hours | $3,700 |
| 8 hours | $4,700 |
| 14 hours | $6,800 |
| 24 hours | $9,200 |
*Out-call reflects a flat $200 travel fee added to the in-call rate.
| Travel outside the Portland, Seattle & SF area available by arrangement — reach out with details. |
I split my time between Portland and Seattle, with regular trips to San Francisco. I travel for carefully selected companions beyond that — San Francisco bookings require a minimum of 3 hours. International and domestic travel considered.
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Thoughtful introductions go a long way — and since screening runs both directions, a little transparency upfront makes this easy for both of us. Tell me your full name, a little about yourself, and when you'd like to meet.
Keep it classy — no explicit language in your introduction, please.
*Bonus points if you make me laugh.
These aren't formalities — they're how I make sure we both have a genuinely good time.
Required for all new clients — no exceptions. This protects us both, not just me. Please provide one of the following:
Your information is handled with complete discretion and never shared or stored beyond our booking.
A deposit of 20% is required to confirm all bookings — applied toward your total and non-negotiable.
Accepted via Apple Pay or Cash App only. Your booking is not confirmed until the deposit is received.
Extended, overnight, and travel bookings may require a higher deposit percentage at my discretion.
Cancellations or reschedules with less than 24 hours notice require payment of the full booking fee that day.
If I need to cancel for any reason, your deposit is refunded in full and promptly.
Your privacy is as important to me as my own. I don't discuss clients, share information, or keep records beyond what's needed for our booking.
I ask for the same discretion in return.
Our time together is a private arrangement between consenting adults, and rates reflect time and companionship only. Everything discussed and shared between us stays confidential — that discretion runs both ways, always.
Always welcome, never expected — though it does make a lovely impression.