My Spanish is terrible but my enchiladas are wonderful.. I cook the way I take photos and make love— very well; With obsession, and a lot spice.
I'm Drawn to things that take time--slow cooking, long exposures, songs that don't resolve right away. It takes me a moment to get comfortable, but once I’m there, I’m fully there: laughing too hard, flirting mid-sentence, and probably offering you something warm from the kitchen like it’s second nature.
The Dirty Deets
When I spend time with someone, I don’t come in with a plan. I just try to be open, a little silly, and completely present. I can’t fake chemistry—I need to feel something real. I love to laugh with (and at) myself, hopefully you'll join me.
if you’re picking up what I’m putting down, we’ll probably get along.
Pricing
1 hour $700
2 hours $1300
3 hours $2000
Booking
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503-908-4692
theharperlane@pm.me